Preschooler: Mommy, you forgot to change Baby Rae’s stinky.
Me: No, I changed it while you were drawing.
Preschooler: How big was it this time?
Me: I don’t know.
Preschooler: Show me with your hands.
Me, making an oval shape with my hands that scales about 3 inches in length: About this big, I guess.
Preschooler: Was it round?
Me: No, it was more oval.
Me, thinking to myself: Why are we having an entire conversation that revolves around my toddler’s bowel movement?
Preschooler, reading my mind: I like to see how big Baby Rae’s poop is.