3-year-old, sobbing with big tears trailing down her face: Maddy called me [gibberish I can’t make out].
Me: She called you what? Predator?
(Remember I grew up with only brothers.)
More wracking sobs…
3-year-old: No! She called me peasant girl!
Me: Peasant girl?
3-year-old: Yes. That’s not very nice.
I’ve heard worse.