Daughter: Mommy, I have a knock, knock joke for you.
Me: Okay. What is it?
Daughter: Knock, knock.
Me: Who’s there?
Daughter: Oh, I have to go poop.
Me: Is that the joke?
Daughter, sprinting the nearest bathroom: No…
(It seemed fitting to kick off this new chapter in my blogging life with an anecdote about pooping.)