After she was finished doing this:
She very sweetly asked, “Want some?”
Um, no thanks.
(Photos such as this will be securely archived as they may be useful in scaring off future boyfriends*.)
*My husband and I recently encouraged her to date her daddy or Knuffle Bunny when she spoke of boyfriends again, but she said Daddy was too old and Knuffle Bunny was too small. Sigh.