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A Mom’s Job Description According to a Preschooler

Madeline: Where’s my…

Me, handing her her beloved tiger stuffed animal before she can finish saying, “Where’s my Raja?”: Here it is.

Madeline: You knew I was going to ask for my Raja.

Me: Yup.

Madeline: Why?

Me: That’s one of my jobs – to know things you need.

Not to mention the fact that we have the exact same bedtime routine every single night, and it always involves me handing her Raja and her sleep mask. Yes, my 3-year-old sleeps with a mask. When you have an insomniac, you will do whatever it takes to steer her toward Slumberland.

Madeline: No. You’re job is to take care of us, to feed us, to turn off the light. To take care of Baby Rae. To do all sorts of crazy stuff.

Moms, don’t think of your life as just a string of tedious tasks. We do crazy stuff, ladies!

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· October 14, 2008 · Tagged With: Mom Humor · Filed Under: Child 1, Tales from the Trenches

Hi, I’m Kate

I’m a wife, mom of five kids, writer, speaker, storyteller, bibliophile, runner, eating disorder survivor, and perfectionist in recovery. I'm the author of Getting Past Perfect: Finding Joy & Grace in the Messiness of Motherhood  and Weightless: Making Peace With Your Body.

I’ve tried a lot of things in my life – anorexia, bulimia, law school, teaching aerobics, extended breastfeeding, vegetarianism, trying to be perfect and failing miserably at it – and through it all I’ve been writing. And learning to embrace the messiness of life instead of covering it up, making excuses for it, or being ashamed of my brokenness or my home’s sticky counters.

Nowadays I’m striving every single, imperfect day to strike a balance between keeping it real and keeping it joyful.

 

“She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr if they killed her quick.”

―Flannery O'Connor

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