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New Idioms for 2009

Idiom #1:

Preschooler after taking her first bite of dinner: That just burned my tongue off.

Me: Oh no.

Preschooler: Mommy, that’s just an “espression.” It means it’s really hot.

Idiom #2:

Preschooler: That’s like World War II.

Me: Did you say World War II?

Preschooler: Yes. It’s an “espression.”

Daddy: What does it mean?

Preschooler:
It’s just an “espression.”

Idiom #3:


Preschooler:
Iliscioso.

Me: Pardon?

Preschooler: Iliscioso.

Me: Is that an expression?

Preschooler: Yes.

Me: What does it mean?

Preschooler: For goodness’ sake!

Idiom #4

Preschooler: Mmmmm…it smells so good in here. [As she sniffs the kitchen aroma of brownies baking].

Daddy: Yes, it does.

Preschooler: Just smell that mountain air.

Daddy: What do you mean?

Preschooler: It’s an “espression.”

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· February 17, 2009 · · Filed Under: Child 1, Tales from the Trenches

Comments

  1. Kris says

    February 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Clearly these came from a weekend with the grandparents….!! How funny!

  2. Colleen says

    February 17, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    Oh man, you made me laugh out loud at work!! I think “Iliscioso” comes from watching Dora, right?

  3. Katy says

    February 17, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    She is so funny! They come up with the craziest things but don’t you dare try to correct them. They are positive they are right. :)

  4. Cathy Adamkiewicz says

    February 17, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    I want to go to the mountain where the brownies are baking!!!
    These are so precious.

  5. This Heavenly Life says

    February 17, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    I love hearing the things kids come up with. I’ve decided to not ever correct my daughter when she says things like this – I want it to last as long as possible. She seems so grown up now that she says “living room” instead of “liggin room” and my husband will never live down the fact that he corrected her!

  6. Michelle says

    February 18, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    love ’em!

  7. Aubrey says

    February 20, 2009 at 12:05 am

    Those are great! I agree with Colleen; I think that Dora says ‘delicioso’ often!

Hi, I’m Kate

I’m a wife, mom of five kids, writer, speaker, storyteller, bibliophile, runner, eating disorder survivor, and perfectionist in recovery. I'm the author of Getting Past Perfect: Finding Joy & Grace in the Messiness of Motherhood  and Weightless: Making Peace With Your Body.

I’ve tried a lot of things in my life – anorexia, bulimia, law school, teaching aerobics, extended breastfeeding, vegetarianism, trying to be perfect and failing miserably at it – and through it all I’ve been writing. And learning to embrace the messiness of life instead of covering it up, making excuses for it, or being ashamed of my brokenness or my home’s sticky counters.

Nowadays I’m striving every single, imperfect day to strike a balance between keeping it real and keeping it joyful.

 

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