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No Bathing Reprieve for a New Mommy

Confession: Recently, I haven’t been taking daily showers. I’m on the every-other-day schedule and fine with it. My hair actually looks better when I don’t wash it every day, thank you very much. But apparently my toddler’s not so sure about my new grooming routine.

The other day she took a big whiff of my feet and promptly said, “P.U. Mommy’s feet ‘tink.'” As in stink. (Now this is also the child who finds it quite hilarious to blame her own “poots” on others. “Mommy poot,” she’ll say with an impish grin, knowing full well that I wasn’t the guilty party.)

If that wasn’t bad enough, later in the day (after I did, in fact, shower and was careful to scrub my odoriferous feet) she brought her toy pots over to my feet and started to pretend to wash them. Granted she used a plastic carrot for the soap, but I got the idea.

Cut me some slack, kiddo.

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· April 21, 2009 · Tagged With: Mom Humor · Filed Under: Child 2

Comments

  1. ViolinMama says

    April 21, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    HAHAHAH! You need to put her to work on Holy Thursday!

    What a cutie!

  2. Ambrose says

    April 21, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    There was a thing on NPR a few weeks ago about how less hair washing is better, and your body gets used to the schedule and stops greasing you up so soon.
    That’s my current excuse.

  3. Lerin says

    April 21, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    I’m still on the every-other-day schedule since my third baby was born, and he is 2 now! Hahaha…

    Ambrose’s comment was interesting. My hair definitely doesn’t look greasy or bad at all on day 2. ;)

  4. Andrea says

    April 22, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    I love your toddler stories! They do remind me of my own children and it always brings a smile to my face! Take it easy mommy. =)

Hi, I’m Kate

I’m a wife, mom of five kids, writer, speaker, storyteller, bibliophile, runner, eating disorder survivor, and perfectionist in recovery. I'm the author of Getting Past Perfect: Finding Joy & Grace in the Messiness of Motherhood  and Weightless: Making Peace With Your Body.

I’ve tried a lot of things in my life – anorexia, bulimia, law school, teaching aerobics, extended breastfeeding, vegetarianism, trying to be perfect and failing miserably at it – and through it all I’ve been writing. And learning to embrace the messiness of life instead of covering it up, making excuses for it, or being ashamed of my brokenness or my home’s sticky counters.

Nowadays I’m striving every single, imperfect day to strike a balance between keeping it real and keeping it joyful.

 

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―Flannery O'Connor

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