Overheard while I’m in the bathroom…
Phone rings.
Preschooler: Hello? No. I’m sorry, she’s not available. She’s pooping.
Storyteller & Speaker
“She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr if they killed her quick.”
―Flannery O'Connor
That's what happens when you teach the 4-year old to answer the phone! Kids are so honest – no sense of propriety!!
This is why I don't let the kids answer the phone! :)
But I do find that a screaming baby in the background allows me to get off the phone with a telemarketer quite quickly — if you ever have one of those screaming type children around.
Thanks Madeline, I needed that laugh today!
Best response ever. I am seriously considering using this for myself.
Bwa ha ha! That's great! Thanks for the laugh!
HYSTERICAL! Love it!
That is SO funny. That has actually happened to me. Unfortunately, someone that I knew was on the other end. Motherhood really keeps us humble. :)
That is hysterical. Thanks for a good laugh.
Thank you for the laugh!
Fantastic! Don't you just love it? Ever since I had children I have had the pleasure of being mortified…daily. :)
Waaaaay too funny! Thanks for the laughs!
That one made me LAUGH OUT LOUD for sure!! Oh my goodness!!! I needed that today! What a bummy Monday… sorry, no pun intended!! :)
HAHAHAHAHA!!
SO FUNNY!! I'm laughing out loud here. I love your girl! And yes, 4 year olds are so literal! hehe!
HILARIOUS!
HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHA