4-year-old: Mommy, your butt’s hanging out. Your underwear’s too small.
For your information, I was wearing nice briefs, thank you very much, and my bum did not hang out. Much.
Me: They’re not too small.
4-year-old: Well, then your butt’s too big.
I realize she didn’t mean it the way it came out, but still…
*Jess* says
Today in the bathroom, while I was getting ready, Jayce pointed to my butt and said, "What's that mommy?" I answered, "My bottom."
He thought for a moment and said, "Why is it jiggly?"
Melissa from the Blue House says
Kids can really dish out the blows to your self-esteem, can't they?? LOL
Colleen says
You're just sporting the latest fashion style (Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Jessica Biel)!!
Kris says
Nothing like 4-year old critique to make you feel SO good about yourself!! And if your butt is big, I don't think there is an adjective that will describe the size of mine…..!! :)
evenshine says
I'm not sure which is worse, though I'd probably go for the too-small undies, which are easier to explain- hot cycle on the washing machine, no doubt!
Sarah and Bill Kolath says
Made me smile! All too familiar…
Jessica says
Hilarious! Kids will say anything, huh? (You know your bottom is not too big! I rather admire it! Ha!)