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Scream Language

3:year-old: AHHHHHEEEEEEOOOOOAHHHHHHH. [Or something like that.]

Mom: Rachel, you’re going to have to lower your voice and stop screaming if you want me to understand what you want.

6-year-old: Yeah. We don’t speak scream language. We speak English.

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· February 25, 2011 · Tagged With: Mom Humor · Filed Under: Child 1

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  1. SAHMinIL says

    February 25, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Love it.

Hi, I’m Kate

I’m a wife, mom of five kids, writer, speaker, storyteller, bibliophile, runner, eating disorder survivor, and perfectionist in recovery. I'm the author of Getting Past Perfect: Finding Joy & Grace in the Messiness of Motherhood  and Weightless: Making Peace With Your Body.

I’ve tried a lot of things in my life – anorexia, bulimia, law school, teaching aerobics, extended breastfeeding, vegetarianism, trying to be perfect and failing miserably at it – and through it all I’ve been writing. And learning to embrace the messiness of life instead of covering it up, making excuses for it, or being ashamed of my brokenness or my home’s sticky counters.

Nowadays I’m striving every single, imperfect day to strike a balance between keeping it real and keeping it joyful.

 

“She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr if they killed her quick.”

―Flannery O'Connor

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