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2 Quick Takes Because That’s About All I Can Handle Right About Now

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Madeline, 6, keeps referring to Thomas’s penis as “The Defender.” The first time she referred to it as such, I asked her what she meant.

“It’s his defender,” she explained. “He pees on you to defend against you changing his diaper.”

Speaking of his penis, poor boy has caused quite a commotion in a house full of girls. My parents bought us one of those Learning Towers to use for baking together in the kitchen. When it’s not in use, I store it in the nursery. Right now it’s situated next to the diaper changing table, and it has proven to live up to its name since the big sisters are learning plenty about the physical differences between boys and girls. The two younger girls love to perch on the tower and peer down at their brother’s anatomy while I change him.

“Penis!” they shout between their giggles.

Thomas is a good sport and just squirms and kicks his legs and only occasionally uses his Defender against us.

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We had a well-baby visit earlier this week. I knew Thomas was turning into a chunky monkey. I also know he nurses a lot and that every time he latches on, he’s greeted with an effusion of milk. I’ve been blessed to never have a problem with producing enough milk, although hyper-lactation can present its own set of problems. You should hear my baby gulp when he’s nursing, and the frequent wet hiccups violently shake up my sweet boy. However, he’s handling the superfluous milk quite well and spits up very little. Anyway, I placed him on the scale, and I said, “Wow!” when I saw the 10 pounds 5.2 ounces register. Thomas has gained over 3 pounds in one month!!! Our big boy!

He's already flashing us some muscles.

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Life is good – just very, very busy. Thankfully, Thomas is good at sleeping on the go because we always seem to be going.  The two older girls are playing soccer this year, so I officially feel like a soccer mom.

There have been no signs of postpartum depression this go-round and for that I’m very grateful. Overall, I’m sleepy but happy. I just can’t find much time to write lately, but I’m completely okay with that. I’ve been trying to use the little free time I have to get outside and enjoy the cooler weather.

That’s all for now. Be sure to stop by Jen’s place and click your way through blogs that have far more to offer than penis talk and baby gushing.

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· September 30, 2011 · Tagged With: 7 Quick, Breastfeeding, Mom Humor, Thomas · Filed Under: Kate's Blog

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  1. Sara says

    September 30, 2011 at 6:01 am

    OMG, I can just imagine the talk if the girls remember The Defender as they get older and spend more time with other boys!
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  2. Colleen says

    September 30, 2011 at 7:33 am

    The Defender is such a great name for it! We just call everyone’s private parts “wee-wees”. I just can’t stand the thought of the real words coming out of my innocent children’s mouths. I know that’s my own issue :)
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  3. Jennifer @ Conversion Diary says

    September 30, 2011 at 8:53 am

    The Defender – LOL! And that is one *seriously cute* baby!
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  4. Kris Chatfield says

    September 30, 2011 at 9:06 am

    I loved this!! Especially with my house full of boys. I’m keeping that name to myself, though, because it will only become common vernacular if I share this with them! And can I say, he is SO stinkin’ cute!! Miss you!!

  5. Sarah @ Amongst Lovely Things says

    September 30, 2011 at 10:53 am

    The Defender. That’s hilarious. :)

    I always struggle with hyper-lactation, and it IS troublesome! I try not to complain about it, because just like you I realize that others struggle verily with not being able to produce enough milk, but yes- I understand! All that gulping! Engorgement! Spitting up! Hiccups! The poor babes have to drink from Niagara Falls around here! ;)

    Thomas is absolutely perfect. Keep posting pictures! I love them!
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  6. Cynthia says

    September 30, 2011 at 11:41 am

    Oh my goodness…#1 is so funny! How witty your girls are ;) Also, Thomas is adorable. Congrats on the 3 lbs!
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  7. Trisha Niermeyer Potter says

    September 30, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    Too funny! The Defender is quite a title. I’m sure he’ll be proud of such a name in the future.

    It is amazing how little ones seem to have what I have long referred to as a deep “loathing for clothing,” of course diapers are included in that.

    It’s actually a good idea that you teach your children the words penis and vagina even at a young age, because, as is taught in the Protecting God’s Children Virtus Training, that knowledge and correct terminology are one more deterrent to a predator harming your child. Obviously the terms need to be explained in a context that will educate not scandalize little ones. There must be someone who’s written a Theology of the Body explanation of anatomy for kids.

    Kate, bravo for doing any quick takes with so much going on in your life right now. As always-love the pictures-super-cute!
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  8. Melanie B says

    September 30, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    Oh Thomas is so adorable. Love all that hair! And the sweet little arms.
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Hi, I’m Kate

I’m a wife, mom of five kids, writer, speaker, storyteller, bibliophile, runner, eating disorder survivor, and perfectionist in recovery. I'm the author of Getting Past Perfect: Finding Joy & Grace in the Messiness of Motherhood  and Weightless: Making Peace With Your Body.

I’ve tried a lot of things in my life – anorexia, bulimia, law school, teaching aerobics, extended breastfeeding, vegetarianism, trying to be perfect and failing miserably at it – and through it all I’ve been writing. And learning to embrace the messiness of life instead of covering it up, making excuses for it, or being ashamed of my brokenness or my home’s sticky counters.

Nowadays I’m striving every single, imperfect day to strike a balance between keeping it real and keeping it joyful.

 

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―Flannery O'Connor

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