Big Sister: Because I love Baby Rae so much I’m going to give her all my mushrooms and rice. The same mushrooms and rice Big Sister looked at with disgust only minutes earlier.
Job Prospects
It’s never too early to start planning for your future or to start thinking about your career choices.Madeline, 3 1/2: Mommy, I want to be a doctor when I’m older and bigger. Me: That’s a good idea. You’ll have to be in school a long time. Madeline: Or maybe a zookeeper. Or like that ladyRead the whole post >>
Beagle, Bagel
3-year-old: I haven’t tasted my Beagle yet. Me: You mean your bagel. 3-year-old: Yeah. My bagel. A Beagle is a dog. Can we have a Beagle puppy someday? Mommy? Me: I don’t know. 3-year-old: Will you cut my Beagle now?
What You DON’T Want to Find in the Trash
Snippets of honey-hued blond hair that belong to your preschooler. Me, showing her clumps of her hair: What’s this? Clearly, one of those rhetorical questions moms sometimes use during necessary interrogations. Girl with New Hairdo: Uh. I dunno. Me, examining her locks and noticing some new layers: Did you cut your hair? Girl: Maybe. IRead the whole post >>
Rx
Sick Child, who just finished throwing up: Mommy, I’m sick, so I’m gonna needs lots of liquids and lots of lovin’.
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