After a fun but long and very hot day at the zoo, Baby Rae looks a lot like how I felt. Interestingly enough, Madeline was still running circles around us at this point. The child’s on and off button is always on, and I tend to think she’s programmed to not sleep. If we couldRead the whole post >>
Girl in Need of Pampering
Not me, my 3-year-old. Madeline: Where’s Gaba going? Me: To get a massage. Madeline: What’s a massage? Me: It’s kind of like when I rub your belly at bedtime. You know how that feels good? Well, they rub your back, arms, and legs, and it feels great. Madeline: Are there little kids’ massages?
Beagle, Bagel
3-year-old: I haven’t tasted my Beagle yet. Me: You mean your bagel. 3-year-old: Yeah. My bagel. A Beagle is a dog. Can we have a Beagle puppy someday? Mommy? Me: I don’t know. 3-year-old: Will you cut my Beagle now?
Whatever It Takes…
…to get my 3-year-old to sleep.
What You DON’T Want to Find in the Trash
Snippets of honey-hued blond hair that belong to your preschooler. Me, showing her clumps of her hair: What’s this? Clearly, one of those rhetorical questions moms sometimes use during necessary interrogations. Girl with New Hairdo: Uh. I dunno. Me, examining her locks and noticing some new layers: Did you cut your hair? Girl: Maybe. IRead the whole post >>
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