Big Sister: Mommy, you know what?
Big Sister: I can’t believe we’re gonna have another baby. Now I’ll have two babies to watch when you go poop. That’s going to be a lot of work.
I confess. I sometimes ask my 3-year-old (she’s almost 4) to look after her little sister while I escape into the bathroom, and, yes, I sometimes take a little longer than need be and flip through a magazine or just zone out. I swear, I didn’t realize how taxing this was on my preschooler. I will put an end to this forced child labor now. Maybe.