Kate Wicker

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A Mother’s Work is Never Done (Except When She’s in the Bathroom)

Big Sister: Mommy, you know what?

Me: What?

Big Sister: I can’t believe we’re gonna have another baby. Now I’ll have two babies to watch when you go poop. That’s going to be a lot of work.

I confess. I sometimes ask my 3-year-old (she’s almost 4) to look after her little sister while I escape into the bathroom, and, yes, I sometimes take a little longer than need be and flip through a magazine or just zone out. I swear, I didn’t realize how taxing this was on my preschooler. I will put an end to this forced child labor now. Maybe.

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· September 25, 2008 · Tagged With: Mom Humor · Filed Under: Child 1

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  1. evenshine says

    September 25, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    HA! Have done this myself. WITH the magazine/book/catalog. Works like a charm until 4-year-old ALSO mysteriously needs to use the bathroom (aint it always the way).
    Nice to have the 5 minutes to oneself, though.

  2. lolasmom says

    September 25, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    That’s awesome! I don’t have a preschooler to leave my baby with…but I do try to leave her with my husband (sometimes acts like a preschooler!). And I definitely take an extra minute to myself!

  3. Aubrey says

    September 25, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Oh my goodness, that made me laugh out loud!

  4. Sarah Reinhard says

    September 26, 2008 at 12:56 am

    You mean there’s something WRONG with that??? :)

  5. Kris says

    September 26, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    You mean there are people who DON’t do this….?? !!

  6. suzannah says

    September 29, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    so funny! how taxing for your daughter:)

Hi, I’m Kate

 

I'm the author of two nonfiction books Getting Past Perfect and Weightless, a storyteller*, overthinker, eating disorder survivor, mom of five, book junkie, socially awkward nerd as well as a speaker (so basically a walking and talking contradiction), and a perfectionist in recovery.

I am currently working towards my MFA in Fiction at Warren Wilson. Thank you to everyone who has read my drafts, offered feedback, and cheered me on. The writing life is often solitary, but I wouldn’t be here without a community of support.

 

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