Hairdresser: What’s your mommy’s name?
The hairdresser scans the salon/kids’ shop for me because she has finished cutting my daughter’s hair. I’m standing behind a crowded clothes rack, so she can’t see me.
Madeline: Mommy.
Hairdresser: No, her real name.
Madeline: Her name’s Katie, but her real name is Mommy.
Ha, that made me laugh. I have the kids say their first, middle, and last names sometimes for practice and then I ask, what is my name? The answer?
Mommy Mommy Mommy