Kate Wicker

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Watch Your Tone, Mom

Setting: A brisk day in Georgia. The sky is a steely gray. We’re driving along on our way to run some boring errands when we find ourselves stuck behind a big, crawling truck.

Preschooler: This truck in really slowing us down.

Me: Good observation, Madeline, good observation.

I don’t mean to sound facetious. Really I don’t. The truck is slowing us down, in fact. But it comes out wrong all the same.

Preschooler: Don’t patronize me, Mommy.

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· November 13, 2008 · · Filed Under: Child 1, Tales from the Trenches

Comments

  1. *Jess* says

    November 13, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Only a writer’s preschooler would know the big word of patronize!!! She cracks me up! Love the new blog layout :)

  2. Sarah Reinhard says

    November 13, 2008 at 10:35 pm

    That’s a big thumbs up, the use of patronize at age 4. Good thing you’ve captured it here to remember! :)

Hi, I’m Kate

 

I'm the author of two nonfiction books Getting Past Perfect and Weightless, a storyteller*, overthinker, eating disorder survivor, mom of five, book junkie, socially awkward nerd as well as a speaker (so basically a walking and talking contradiction), and a perfectionist in recovery.

I am currently working towards my MFA in Fiction at Warren Wilson. Thank you to everyone who has read my drafts, offered feedback, and cheered me on. The writing life is often solitary, but I wouldn’t be here without a community of support.

 

*Imperfect motherhood story for Rabbit Box (no children will harmed in the telling of the story and Mom had permission to share this video)

*Some BODY to Love story for Rabbit Box

 

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