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Huh?

I was just perusing my Sitemeter statistics because the kids and Daddy are asleep already (Dad’s working nights and has to go into the hospital in a couple of hours) and saw an odd and wee bit disturbing referral for my blog.

Please someone help explain to me why when a person Googles “lick my hemorrhoid” does my blog come up? I know I mentioned that I have pregnancy-related hemorrhoids (why oh why?) in my Seven Quick Takes earlier today, but I said nothing about licking them. A reasonable follow-up question, of course, is why on earth someone would Google “lick my hemorrhoid” to begin with?

I think it’s time I stepped away from the computer and started my evening prayers.

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· January 10, 2009 · Tagged With: Random · Filed Under: Kate's Blog, Miscellaneous Musings

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  1. Kris says

    January 10, 2009 at 1:08 am

    Oh, I just don’t even know where to begin with this….!!

  2. Jen says

    January 10, 2009 at 3:49 am

    Yikes, that’s disgusting and extremely odd!!!

  3. Juli says

    January 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Maybe they don’t mean physically lick. Maybe they mean lick as in licking a bad habit. Or is that kick? I think I have heard lick used in that way, too. I really hope that’s what they mean, because that is extremely gross.

  4. Kris says

    January 10, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    I had the same thought as Juli – “lick” as in “beat”, “get rid of”, etc. Give them the benefit of the doubt??

  5. Aussie Therese says

    January 11, 2009 at 7:20 am

    lol that is so funny.

    I remember when someone came to my site from googling christmas recipes for dummies. I wrote about it on my blog and my then 12 year old was absolutely mortified that I would tell people that. I think she thought I was calling myself a dummy.

Hi, I’m Kate

 

I'm the author of two nonfiction books Getting Past Perfect and Weightless, a storyteller*, overthinker, eating disorder survivor, mom of five, book junkie, socially awkward nerd as well as a speaker (so basically a walking and talking contradiction), and a perfectionist in recovery.

I am currently working towards my MFA in Fiction at Warren Wilson. Thank you to everyone who has read my drafts, offered feedback, and cheered me on. The writing life is often solitary, but I wouldn’t be here without a community of support.

 

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