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You Know You’re an Old Married Fart with Little Kids and a Husband on Call When…

You read in bed alone until 11 PM and then decide ringing in the New Year really isn’t worth staying up another hour and you turn out the lights and fall asleep as soon as your head hits the pillow.

(Yes, I’m back in Blogville after a lovely, little hiatus.)

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· January 1, 2009 · Tagged With: Mom Humor · Filed Under: Kate's Blog

Comments

  1. Kris says

    January 1, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    I was in bed, lights out, at 11:15!! Right there with you on that one!

  2. Drea (Monkey Monkey Underpants) says

    January 2, 2009 at 1:38 am

    He he, I went to bed after we got home from mass at 9!

  3. Jennifer says

    January 2, 2009 at 2:15 am

    Hey I was an Old Married Fart with two little kids and husband on call last night who didn’t make it to midnight either! Too Funny!

Hi, I’m Kate

 

I'm the author of two nonfiction books Getting Past Perfect and Weightless, a storyteller*, overthinker, eating disorder survivor, mom of five, book junkie, socially awkward nerd as well as a speaker (so basically a walking and talking contradiction), and a perfectionist in recovery.

I am currently working towards my MFA in Fiction at Warren Wilson. Thank you to everyone who has read my drafts, offered feedback, and cheered me on. The writing life is often solitary, but I wouldn’t be here without a community of support.

 

*Imperfect motherhood story for Rabbit Box (no children will harmed in the telling of the story and Mom had permission to share this video)

*Some BODY to Love story for Rabbit Box

 

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