Kate Wicker

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Mass Mishap

First Friday Mass went well for the most part. I’m choosing to overlook the fact that 2-year-old Rae pointed to the priest during the first reading and said very loudly, “Why’s ‘dat’ man sleeping?”

Yes, Father’s eyes were closed, but how do you explain contemplative prayer to a toddler?

You don’t because when you try, they keep asking questions. Loudly.

“He’s not sleeping,” I whispered. “He’s praying.”

“Why his eyes closed?”

“Shhhh…”

“Why he praying?”

“Because that’s what you do in church.”

“Why?”

“Shhhh…”

“Why?”

Oh bother.

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· December 4, 2009 · Tagged With: Mom Humor · Filed Under: Child 2, Tales from the Trenches

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  1. mrsdarwin says

    December 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Saw you mentioned in the WSJ this morning — congrats! We take all our kids to mass every Sunday, but some weeks it's real struggle to keep everyone quiet, especially when the announcements drag on 'til the crack of doom…

  2. Melanie B says

    December 5, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    I've got one in the "Why?" stage too. Oh it can be so very trying on your nerves!

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I'm the author of two nonfiction books Getting Past Perfect and Weightless, a storyteller*, overthinker, eating disorder survivor, mom of five, book junkie, socially awkward nerd as well as a speaker (so basically a walking and talking contradiction), and a perfectionist in recovery.

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