Overheard while I’m in the bathroom… Phone rings. Preschooler: Hello? No. I’m sorry, she’s not available. She’s pooping.
If Only I Could Take Her Up On It
Said a nocturnal wee one at dusk: Now, Mommy, if you need me in the middle of the night to hold the baby, you can wake me up. Really. It’s okay. I can help.
Queen for the Day
My family gave me the royal treatment yesterday. After church, the girls and Dave made a delicious brunch. Scrambled eggs with cheese and sauteed onions and mushrooms served as the main dish. Later Madeline and Rae adorned me with a handmade crown, and I was bejeweled with a dazzling bead necklace also crafted by preschoolRead the whole post >>
Forever Baby
Preschooler: I want to be a baby and nurse and always sleep with you. I want to do everything the baby does except get shots. Me: But if you were a baby, you would have to get some shots. You’d also have to sleep about 20 hours a day. So tomorrow – if you wantRead the whole post >>
Who Knew?
Preschooler, while playing pretend with Mommy: Okay, we’re going on a trip. Me: Where are we going?Preschooler: To visit my friend Snow White. Me: Oh, does she live in an enchanted forest? Preschooler, glaring at me like I don’t know anything at all: No. She lives in Africa.
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