Preschooler, while playing pretend with Mommy: Okay, we’re going on a trip. Me: Where are we going?Preschooler: To visit my friend Snow White. Me: Oh, does she live in an enchanted forest? Preschooler, glaring at me like I don’t know anything at all: No. She lives in Africa.

I’m not sure I have to point out the irony of this post following my Meatless Monday series, but it has recently become very clear that my oldest daughter does not share my sentiments when it comes to red meat and when she turns 14 and is required to practice the laws of abstinence, FridaysRead the whole post >>

So yesterday afternoon I’m pulling out of the grocery store parking lot when my car alarm starts going off. I have no idea what I’ve done to trigger it, but I cannot figure out how to silence the blasted thing. I finally pull over, turn the engine off, unlock the doors, and lock them againRead the whole post >>