Mom Humor – Page 18

That’s One Way to Get a Telemarketer Off the Phone

Overheard while I’m in the bathroom… Phone rings. Preschooler: Hello? No. I’m sorry, she’s not available. She’s pooping.

Raising Little Women…Sort Of

To lighten things up a bit, I’m sharing my most recent parenting column, which really makes the fact that some people have referred to this stinky, little blog as “spiritual” a tad embarrassing. You’ll understand the “stinky” reference soon enough.

Think We Take Nursing Around Here Seriously?

Concerned Preschooler, after seeing debris in the middle of a major road near our home: Mommy, can’t you go get it? Me: No, honey. I might get hit by a car. Preschooler: Oh, and then you couldn’t nurse.

Note to Self

When lighting a candle in honor of your husband, be sure to blow it out before leaving the house to pick up your child, lest you want to burn down the very home your husband works so hard to pay the mortgage for.O, Brain, where art thou?

Our Family’s Newest Addition

We’re proud to announce the newest addition to our family. We welcomed a beautiful blue fish to our family recently. Our little guy answers to the name Isabelle. Yes, our feisty Siamese Fighting Fish (AKA Betta) is a “he,” but he seems completely comfortable with his masculinity and doesn’t seem too offended by his girlyRead the whole post >>