~1~ In a recent tweet (I still can’t believe I’m Twittering. I’m the lady who frequently forgets to carry her cell phone with her and has never sent a text message in my life), I shared that we were having Blob Day. This is a tradition I’m passing along to my kids from my ownRead the whole post >>
New Idioms for 2009
Idiom #1: Preschooler after taking her first bite of dinner: That just burned my tongue off. Me: Oh no. Preschooler: Mommy, that’s just an “espression.” It means it’s really hot. Idiom #2: Preschooler: That’s like World War II. Me: Did you say World War II? Preschooler: Yes. It’s an “espression.” Daddy: What does it mean?Preschooler:Read the whole post >>
7 Quick Takes (Vol. 4)
#1 I don’t watch American Idol and honestly have no interest. I’ve heard the cut-off age is 28, so I just missed my chances at stardom. Rats! But there’s still hope for our family and it rests in our two crooners (the youngest is pictured here). #2 I recently read a great editorial in TheRead the whole post >>
I Fear the Condition is Worsening
Me: Mommy thinks…Preschooler: Your brain isn’t working? Me: Well, that’s not what I was going to say, but… Preschooler: Maybe your brain is still in bed like it always is now.Here’s what Mommy’s thinking at this point: That her pregnesia has worsened to the point that even a 4-year-old notices some reduced cerebral capability.
Bedtime Banter
Me: I’m going to stay for five more minutes. Preschooler: No, you have to stay for 20 or 60 half-hours. How long is that? Me: I don’t know exactly.* (I’m trying to figure out a rough estimate in my head, but I appear to be unable to handle those kind mental gymnastics at this hour.)Read the whole post >>
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