Mom Humor – Page 24

Political Preoccupation

Preschooler, quite exasperated: Mommy, you talk about ‘Bama’ too much. Point taken.

A Mom’s Job Description According to a Preschooler

Madeline: Where’s my… Me, handing her her beloved tiger stuffed animal before she can finish saying, “Where’s my Raja?”: Here it is. Madeline: You knew I was going to ask for my Raja. Me: Yup. Madeline: Why? Me: That’s one of my jobs – to know things you need. Not to mention the fact thatRead the whole post >>

A Mother’s Work is Never Done (Except When She’s in the Bathroom)

Big Sister: Mommy, you know what? Me: What? Big Sister: I can’t believe we’re gonna have another baby. Now I’ll have two babies to watch when you go poop. That’s going to be a lot of work. I confess. I sometimes ask my 3-year-old (she’s almost 4) to look after her little sister while IRead the whole post >>

A Fish Tale

Birdy II has gone to eternal rest. I am too tired and too busy to write an ode for this fish or an obituary, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t a good fish. He was fat and healthy and liked to do what goldfish do – eat and swim around his tank. Sadly, he startedRead the whole post >>

Princess Diaries

Me: Princesses don’t pick their noses. 3-year-old girl with finger up her nose: I’m not a princess.